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I procrastinate a lot. Sometimes I write.
Occasionally, I get paid for it, but not enough.
Help me buy sex and drugs so I can become
a more interesting writer.
Hire me!
About Me
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Scripts, jokes, monologues, sketches, stand-up, desk pieces.
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Speeches for corporate events, political rallies, weddings, divorces, graduations, declarations, resignations, funerals, and other celebrations and special occasions.
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Copywriting and design for ads, reels, posts, social media channels, marketing campaigns, political campaigns, religious campaigns, social activist campaigns (honestly, pretty much anything that helps me pay for my vices).
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